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"I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe."

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assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia

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• When I go outside
• Me: Why are you all so heterosexual

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• So in Anthropology we were having a discussion about ways Evolution in humans responded to changes in their environment so they could survive better and in my head it was like
• Environment: here's all these huge animals the humans can't eat because humans can't hunt in groups because they can't communicate
• Evolution: **gives humans language**
• Environment: Oh male humans seem to be turning into douchebags
• Evolution: Let there be lesbians

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